Who's In?

My husband, the good sport that he is, might join me at a co-ed baby shower with minimal grumbling, even though his beloved Twins are playing the White Sox. Of course, having access to the radio on his smart phone helps with this matter, but I’m not judging. He might be distracted, but at least he’s there, right? However, tell the man we’re off to a poker party and he’s all in! With his poker chip set and enough quarters to wash the laundry on a dorm floor for a month, he’s Johnny-on-the-spot when it comes time to take a seat around the poker table. And with good reason!

The game demands its very own World Series each year. We have movies that center on the game in its various forms. We even have songs about it that teach us such imperative life lessons as, “You never count your money when you’re sittin’ at the table,” (duly noted, Kenny!). Poker, which long has been a card game played by everyone from the poorest working class on up to the wealthiest men of means, is a game of not just chance, but skill and stakes. Whether you’re in for a penny or in for a pound, it can be an exciting thrill ride. Of course it’s worthy of its very own celebration!

Poker parties have become all the rage, and are a popular excuse to get together, have a few drinks and some food, play cards, test your poker face, and as long as you’re not in my house, perhaps indulge in a cigar or two. This Friday night past-time for the guys has risen to a bit loftier level than simply cheap beer and flannel shirts. For starters, the ladies want in on the action, and are willing to ante up when it comes time for both planning and playing. Throw together all the chips you can and make sure the cards are casino quality – you’ve got an evening of fun and surprises for both the guys and the gals.

But, oh, which way to go with the party? Laid back and easy, with inexpensive green dealer visors and costume armbands for the guests, topped off with pizza and chicken wings? Or, to make the affair a bit more high-brow with black tie optional, fancy hors d’oeuvres and martinis – something out of a Bond flick? Either way, or anything in the middle, is sure to have your guests cashing in on a good time.

Don’t know a flush from a straight? Confused about how the “flop” differs from the “river”? Hey, I was there too! And believe you me, you’ll be catching on in no time. Plus, you have the infinite wisdom of the internet at your disposal. Run a search on “poker” and soon you’ll know that Omaha isn’t just a city in Nebraska.

While Texas Hold’em continues to be the poker game of choice, there are several variations that will test your card-playing mettle and keep you busy trying to decipher what your neighbor holds in his or her hand. While I have my older brothers to thank for introducing me to the world of Five Card Draw and Seven Card Stud when I was still too young to effectively hold the cards in my hand, my husband and his college compadres shared some Texas Hold’em strategy with me some years back. Imagine their surprise when I ended up with the pot – and my husband’s shock when I suggested that we all just take back our own money so nobody feels bad.

Hey, what can I say? I’m a giver.